Definitions #3

Anger

The overwhelming, pure and unsullied feeling experienced when your *?@@%&£ upstairs neighbours invite fifteen ‘friends’ round for an all nighter, some of whom end up being criminal vandal hooligans.

Details to follow. Suffice to say, I was not amused.

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3 Responses

  1. I’m loving your definitions.. I smile when I read them even though they stemmed from some unfortunate event or another!

  2. I would not have been amused either. But that’s a good way to put it.

  3. And the feeling that follows is called ‘stabbity f*ck’ in which you desire to cause great harm to said hooligans.

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